First, this one:
I should have been tipped off by the Munster's address, 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Sigh. I hope we gave the post office a good laugh.
Have you figured it out?
I am forced to hide my identity to protect those I care about. I've even been forced to wear glasses so no one recognizes me. I don't even need glasses! I also, for some reason, have to wear a strange blue & red outfit when I am saving the world. Pray for Lois & I.
Superman (crossed out)